The Cheers magazine Blogs / irony with insight

every day in my life i just say yes , yes iam little miss perfect and iam sick off it .... why should i study all day???? to please my parents? to please my family? to please my friends ? why should i always nwear a smile on my face even if i didnot want it ??? why should i be someone else why why i cannot be myself?????!!!!!! why should i be perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no one is so why??????????? i want to be me just me lough when i want to run , dance , play , LIVE but this is... Continue reading

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Aug
18

Alien Abductions

Tuesday, August 18, 2009 / 05:32:46 / General in Jonathan blog

There are individuals who have actually been abducted by aliens and feel that it will happen again. It is due to this fact that I have come across a web site who, for a one off fee of 49.99 (Sterling) they will insure you against further abductions. Should you submit proof to them that an abduction has taken place, your policy will pay out 500,000 (Sterling). Anyone interested please contact jdjondaniels@gmail.com for further info.... Continue reading

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Jul
10

No qualification? Good at tech? Then go into tech!

Friday, July 10, 2009 / 05:31:54 / General in blog

Actually, in my personal opinion, I would say Institute of Technical Education (ITE) was set up because it is noticed that academically and theory weak students are very good at practical skills which includes technology. The thing is: I.T. is not just strictly in the I.T. field. Media, particularly graphics, animation and advertising need tech skills as well. The money is in advertising. I tell you why my sister is successful. She is rather pretty, has quite a good figure, is liked by all, l... Continue reading

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Apr
16

Thursday, April 16, 2009 / 15:06:29 / ASF CONTRACTING INC in ASF CONRACTING INC.

ASF CONTRACTING INC. is proud to offer a wide range of real estate development services. Our team of experts has a wide range of experience and can tailor our services to meet your exact needs. ASF CONTRACTING INC. IS A FULL SERVICE BUILDING CORP. SERVICING NASSAU, SUFFOLK, AND 5 BOROS. SPECIALIZING IN: * DEMOLITION, RESIDENTIAL,COMMERCIAL * EXCAVATION AND FOUNDATIONS * DRYWELLS SUPPLIED AND INSTALLED * LAND CLEARING AND GRADING/DRAINAGE/FULL SITE A... Continue reading

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Mar
25

BARRACK AND MICHELLE OBAMA SEES A BETTER WORLD FOR YOU

Wednesday, March 25, 2009 / 15:43:15 / General in blog

I am reminded of how exhilarating it was to watch the electing of Mr. Barrack Obama for President. At the same time, it was excruciatingly painful for me to celebrate the victory. I felt the great sacrifices being made. (Where much is given much is required) For me I saw a man who has love in his life, a beautiful wife and two lovely daughters who lived to be the best they could humanly be. Both Mr. Obama and Michelle were compelled to give back to life for giving them hope to obtain thei... Continue reading

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Feb
16

Monday, February 16, 2009 / 16:10:45 / General in James blog

I fought the law and won. When I was a boy I did some crazy shit. I couldn't recount all the dumb shit I've done because my short term memory is always fucked up. I know that doesn't make any sense but if you stay fucked up for long enough whole years just fade off into the clouds of smoke and drown in the pools of alcohol. I've been drinking since I was 15 and smoking pot since I was 16. I've been told crazy stories of shit I'd done but for some reason didn't recall having done. Like I... Continue reading

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Jan
08

Manage your band better online in 2009 with the BandCentral HUB!

Thursday, January 8, 2009 / 10:33:11 / General in Introducing BandCentral

We are BandCentral, a UK based company who will be launching the BandCentral HUB in January 2009. In this blog we intend to keep you up to date with developments up to and following the launch of our web tool built specifically for unsigned and working bands. The BandCentral HUB will be the first fully developed web software that allows band members to organise and communicate between themselves, their management and third parties. We know from personal experience that trying to organise a... Continue reading

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Nov
21

Sex-The Final Frontier

Friday, November 21, 2008 / 16:10:40 / General in blog

Guys, how many times have you been looking at magazines at the newstand when you hear the uneven breath of a pasty faced pudge ball next to you? You look up and see that a yupster is gawking at the newest issue of Big Booty as he unhurriedly looks for his car keys in his pocket. �You freaking pervert,� you think to yourself. You remind yourself �I am above that cretin. I do not feel the need for pornography. I do not need to look at naked pictures of women showing me their vulvas.� Suurrrrreee!!... Continue reading

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Oct
14

Yakov Smirnoff � the great Ukrainian-born American comedian

Tuesday, October 14, 2008 / 06:42:29 / General in The Cheers Guy

Yakov Smirnoff is a great Ukrainian-born American comedian who is currently a professor at Missouri State and Drury universities where he teaches The Business of Laughter. Here are couple of his great quotes about Russia: �In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.� �In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.� �Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the pu... Continue reading

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